How The Meg Should Have Ended

Ooooh… what do we have here?? You’re the next contestant’s on my — OH COME ON!! Uh guys, it’s still following us. Don’t worry, I’ve got it all taken care of. Tracker ready sir! Fire on your command! Oh now I know you’re not just gonna track it! You’re killing it right?! Ahhahaha… yeah. Just use the depth charges. Copy that. I mean I was going to save them for later. But now’s fine… I guess. Woo hoo! YEAH!! Eeeeewwwww! Yes. What is it? General, there is a giant prehistoric shark headed toward one of your beaches. You have to help us destroy it! Really?! You expect me to believe such a ridiculous story?! I figured you’d say that. Take a look at all the proof we have. *GASP* I know. What?! I know. This thing? There you go. … is in the ocean?? Just let it all out. Right now! Oh and we’ve got witnesses too! He’s telling the truth! We all gonna die. Holy crap you guys, let’s go!!! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Uh oh. Oh NUTS. And stay dead! Fin bump! Okay I’m gonna eat you now. Hey hey they did it! Man, we didn’t have to do a thing. HI. Hi! Uh, this isn’t good. A little help? You just tried to eat me! No, no I didn’t! Yes you did! I was just showing you the inside of my mouth. I’m telling! MOM!!!

74 thoughts on “How The Meg Should Have Ended

  1. I like watching these right after seeing the movie (literally been 30 minutes ) …….but seriously they should all be dead

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  5. I have a dog who looks like the one in the movie and after I watched this when it came out I left to go somewhere and when I came home my dog hade ripped a shark toy that I hade in half hmmmmk

  6. Shut up and lead with a guy with a chainsaw going through its belly and jumping into its mouth yeah I like violent movies

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